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Intro.
Welcome to the home of angstmonster. If you are wondering, angstmonster is an ezine/tfile effort founded by gir. The typical issue of angstmonster comes out on Monday of every other week. (unless of course it isn't) In which case, it may be a bundle of angstmonster joy known as a special release! Either way, this is where the magic happens...
Purpose.
Angstmonster has always been a personal battle cry against apathy. While you may not feel the same way, it sounds neat and keeps it up. Otherwise, angstmonster is meant to entertain and amuse.
Contents.
index issue 0: FIRST ISSUE EVER! issue 1 issue 2 issue 3 issue 4 issue 5 issue 6 issue 7 issue 8: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISSUE OF DOOM! issue 9 issue 10 issue 11 issue 12 issue 13: SUB-ZINE: "THE GLUE FACTORY" issue 14 issue 15 issue 16: ALL ABOUT SOCK PUPPETS!!! issue 17: THE LAST ISSUE EVER!!! issue 18 issue 19 issue 20 issue 21 issue 22 issue 23: SPECIAL ANGST THEMED ISSUE! issue 24 issue 25 issue 26 issue 27: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESTELL! issue 28 issue 29 issue 30: HAMSTERS AND LASERS! issue 31 issue 32 issue 33 issue 34 issue 35 issue 36
Special Releases
Special Release 1! (Director's cut of Angstmonster) Special Release 2! (The Kid With One Arm Has An Important Message) Special Release 3! (Writing Your Very First Tfile!) Special Release 4! (Make ASCII, Not War!) Special Release 5! (Public Service Announcement) Special Release 6! (American Media Sucks by KoolPeith) Special Release 7! (Zine's Make Me Cry by Mr. Jay) Special Release 8! (MY DAD HAS MORE CHANNELS THAN YOURS!) Special Release 9! (The Day We Transcended ASCII BARRIERS)
iNTELLIGENT dANCE mACHINE
Issue 0 x 0 Issue 1 x 0 Issue 2 x 0 Issue 3 x 0 Issue 4 x 0 Issue 5 x 0 Issue 6 x 0
impulse lameality press
TURD — THE UNDEAD RISE, DAMNIT
TURD FAQ Issue 1 Issue 2 Issue 3 Issue 4 Issue 5 Issue 6 Issue 7 Issue 8 Issue 9
MEDIA!
liquid shadows -Music that accompanies tildaq's article in issue 14!
asciistack.jpg -Screenshot that proves am17.txt broke trilobyte's browser as well as breaking ISO standards.
Submissions?
Would you like to write for angstmonster? It's not that hard, all you have to do is get in contact with me via email or s ome other means. Go ahead... Send me your ideas, rants, opinions, lists of stuff, reviews, stories, poems, jokes, slogans, quotes, song lyrics, complaints, suggestions, recipes, art, comics, stuff, howto's, etc etc. It'd be really hard for you to send me something I wouldn't publish (except for hateful and blatantly offensive dumb poopie stuff!) Well, stuff about poop is ok, but n ot stuff that a poopyhead would write...
Support.
Would you like to support angstmonster but know that you can't write even in the name of tfiles? LOOK NO FURTHER THAN TO BUG GIR AND ASK HIM FOR SOME TOTALLY AWESOME ANGSTMONSTER STICKERS! THAT'S RIGHT! BEAUTIFUL, BOLD, COLORFUL STICKERS THAT SHOW YOUR AM PRIDE!
News.
WRITE FOR US PLEASE!
DID YOU MISS THE CHANCE TO WRITE FOR THE HAMSTER AND LASER ISSUE? WELL THERE SHALL BE ANOTHER THEME ISSUE
ALL ABOUT BAKED POTATOS! BE ON THE LOOK OUT AND KEEP THOSE SUBMISSIONS COMING!
