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	     THE         UNDEAD       RISE,       DAMMIT!
          
	                 AN  EZINE FOR ZOMBIES 

                   YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES!?

                THIS EDITION OF TURD IS NUMBERED DIFFERENTLY


This is ASCII BAT with a short little list of questions that we'd probably get
asked if we had some readers.  Unfortunatley, many of those in the "current"
electronic zine "scene" don't take us seriously enough to promote us as much as
we'd like them to.  I suppose I wouldn't blame them.  Most people don't 
understand what TURD is unless they themselves are zombies.  There are always
exceptions to that rule, but we aren't going to take any chances.  Watch for
this file to be a "living"  (hehe pun) file.  There will be revisions when
better questions and answers come about.

         YOU JUST STUMBLED ONTO THE TURD FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS!!!
	                   PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!


Q: Who writes TURD?
A: Currently, ASCII BAT, STUFF, and NOPOLIS.

Q: Can I write for TURD?
A: If you send us a submission.  Mail it to turd@angstmonster.org

Q: Does It have to be about zombies?
A: Are you going to write about something else?

Q: Can I still submit something if I don't considered myself a zombie?
A: SURE! NOPOLIS is really a vampire!!!

Q: Are you really zombies?             
A: I dunno, are you really a reader?

Q: Can you ask questions as answers to questions being asked to you?
A: SURE!  It's our FAQ!

Q: You spelled "damnit" wrong.   
A: Uh, no we didn't.  (think of an old southern man cursing and add some 
   pretend accents.)  All the same, that's not a question.
 

END OF TURD FAQ V.01
WRITTEN BY: ASCII BAT
12-21-02